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When Men make the Rules... Car Brand Acronyms

When Men make the Rules...

Car Brand Acronyms
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Some of the usual quotes, with some added realism to them

  1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then crap on your car.

  2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

  4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

  5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  6. A penny saved...is a government oversight.

  7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

  10. He who hesitates is probably right.

  11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

  13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  14. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

  15. The only difference between a rut and a grave...is the depth!

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