Church Bulletins
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  • Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts...

  • The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... the final secretary gave a grief report.

  • We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."

  • This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.

  • This blooper showed up on the main page of the Internet web site for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada: "In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada."

  • Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

  • Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.

  • Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

  • Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.

  • The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.
    The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle.
    The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.

  • Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear. [No doubt, a lawyer wrote that one. And in fact, Jesus does bear our legal briefs before the Father, right?]

  • Church sign: Jesus Saves!
    Safeway sign across the street: Safeway saves you more!

  • (For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: "There will be no Moms who care this week."

  • This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.

  • Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

  • Our next song is "Angels we have heard get high"

  • Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

  • Weight watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the first presbyterian church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

  • Jean will be leading a weight-management series wednesday nights. She uses the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

  • The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius belzer.

  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

  • Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.

  • Wednesday the ladies' liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnstone will sing "put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

  • Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the little mother's club. All those wishing to be little mothers will meet with the pastor in his study.

  • This being easter sunday, we will ask mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

  • The service will close with "Little drops of water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

  • Next sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so.

  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement saturday.

  • Thursday night-potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

  • The lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

  • A bean supper will be held on tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

  • 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

  • The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be what is Hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  • The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth With Joy"

  • The eighth graders will present Shakespears Hamlet in the church basement on friday at 7 p.m. the congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  • The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday. ......" I upped my pledge----- up yours".