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Lemmas, Laws and Principles
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A man finds a lamp, and gets to make wishes - but with a twist

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie.

The genie tells him "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but everything you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get double".

The man says, "Well, you know I hate lawyers, but I think I can live with that. So, first, I'd like a billion dollars."

The genie blinks and says, "Done. You have $1billion in your bank account and every lawyer has $2 billion."

"Okay," says the man, "next I'd like a Lamborghini Murcielago." The genie blinks and tells him there's one in his driveway, and 2 in every lawyer's driveway.

The man rubs his chin and says, "Finally, I'd like to donate a kidney."

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