A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie.
The genie tells him "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but everything you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get double".
The man says, "Well, you know I hate lawyers, but I think I can live with that. So, first, I'd like a billion dollars."
The genie blinks and says, "Done. You have $1billion in your bank account and every lawyer has $2 billion."
"Okay," says the man, "next I'd like a Lamborghini Murcielago." The genie blinks and tells him there's one in his driveway, and 2 in every lawyer's driveway.
The man rubs his chin and says, "Finally, I'd like to donate a kidney."