What's the difference between women at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?
-08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
-18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
-28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
-38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
-48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
-58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.