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  • "Never trust a dog to watch your food."-Patrick, Age 10

  • "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."-Hannah, 9

  • "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "-Michael, 14

  • "Stay away from prunes. "-Randy, 9

  • "Never pee on an electric fence. "-Robert, 13

  • "Don't squat with your spurs on. "-Noah, 13

  • "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "-Emily, 10

  • "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."-Taylia, 11

  • "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "-Traci, 14

  • "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. "-Mitchell, 12

  • "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. "-Andrew, 9

  • "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. "-Kyoko, 9

  • "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. "-Amir, 9

  • "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. "-Kellie, 11

  • "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. "-Naomi, 15

  • "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. "-Lauren, 9

  • "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "-Joel,10

  • "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."-Alyesha, 13

  • "Never try to baptize a cat. "-Eileen, 8


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