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Have you ever thought about these?

  • If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
  • If corn oil comrs from corn, what does baby oil come from?
  • How did a fool and his money get together?
  • How do they get a deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
  • What's another word for thesaurus?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  • Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
  • What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

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