- If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
- If corn oil comrs from corn, what does baby oil come from?
- How did a fool and his money get together?
- How do they get a deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
- What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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