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Hot Dog Dinner Conversation - Gone Wrong

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Dinner Conversation - Gone Wrong
 
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  • IN A LAUNDROMAT:
    Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

  • IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
    Bargain Basement Upstairs

  • IN AN OFFICE:
    Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

  • IN ANOTHER OFFICE:
    After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

  • ON A CHURCH DOOR:
    This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

  • OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP:
    We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

  • QUICKSAND WARNING:
    Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

  • NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
    Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

  • IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
    Closed due to illness.

  • SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
    Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

  • SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
    For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

  • NOTICE IN A FIELD:
    The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

  • MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
    If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

  • ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
    We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

  • SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK:
    Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.


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