A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single are you?"
- 1 bar of soap
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 tube of toothpaste
- 1 pint of milk
- 1 single serving cereal
- 1 single serving frozen dinner
The woman replies very sarcastically, "Well what a genius! Gee, how did you guess Mr.Braino?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."