ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE: Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM: Garbage Motors
HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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