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Slogans for various vehicle manufacturers

ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW: Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE: Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM: Garbage Motors

HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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