10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 min. power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off white-out bottle! You probably got here just in time!
7. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to reliever work related stress. Do you
discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
1. In Jesus' name, Amen.