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Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9. This is just a 15 min. power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

8. Whew! Guess I left the top off white-out bottle! You probably got here just in time!

7. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to reliever work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

3. The coffee machine is broken.

2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

1. In Jesus' name, Amen.

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