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A different copy of Windows
Georgetown and Brampton Schools have announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, Retitled "Dis Be a Fresh Window" has been leaked to several white suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting Caucasian users.

There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version. When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar Windows chime is replaced with a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass." The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall-along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.

On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with "Dis My Shit." The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster, and the Internet Explorer shortcut reads, "Tittie & Booty Sites."

If users are logged on to a network, the Network Neighborhood is replaced with "Da Hood."

Users have their choice of three animated screen savers "Marquee," a lil' G spray-painting dirty words that move across the screen; "Mystify," a 15-year-old crack whore giving birth to 12 children on screen, or "Flying Bullets," a '64 Olds loaded with gangstas doing a desktop drive by.

Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialog box changes
Eubonics English Translation
Break Back InReentry
Aww Shit, NiggaError
U Betta RecognizeNo
Itz All GoodOK
4 Real DoeYes
Hold Up, DawgCancel
Do Dat Shit AgainReset
Nigga, R U Crazy?Are You Sure?
Hunt Dat Bitch DownFind
Put A Cap In ItDelete
Games & ShitPrograms
Letter ShitDocuments

The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of Microsoft Works titled "Homie Essentials." The word-processing program greatly differs from the mainstream program. Several functions on the title bar have been changed
EubonicsEnglish Translation
Dat be ThangFile
I Be Seein' ItView
Put Sumpin InInsert
Hook It UpFormat
Stuff I Ain't NeedTools
Number ShitTable
Break InWindow
What Da Fuck?Help
Note "Stuff I Ain't Need" does not include spelling or grammar check options. Also, the familiar "AutoCorrect" has been replaced with "Keepin'It Real."

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Jun 5/2020 - 1:15am EST