At Least We're not Mississippi
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
But It's a Dry Heat
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
As Seen on TV
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less Character
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Ask Us about Our Grandkids
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland
Scum, but Leave Your Money)
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But
the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Two Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
We Do Amazing Things with Corn
First of the Rectangle States
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
We're Not All Cajun Wackos, but that's Our Tourism Campaign
We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Our Taxes Are Lower than Sweden's (for Most Tax Brackets)
First Line of Defense from the Canadians
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Come Feel Better about Your Own State
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing
Crazies and Very Little Else
Ask about Our State Motto Contest
Hookers and Poker!
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
Right to an Attorney....
Tobacco Is a Vegetable
We Really Are One of the 50 States!
We Wish We Were in Michigan
Like the Play, Only No Singing
Spotted Owl ... It's what's for Dinner
Cook with Coal
We're Not REALLY An Island
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Closer than North Dakota
The Educashun State
Si, Hablo Ingles
(Yes, I speak English)
Our Jesus Is Better than Your Jesus
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
Wanna Be Mayor?
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Eat Cheese or Die